So Plastic, It's Fantastic

[tastesofhoney]

Banri's dead! In another world, I would have killed him.

Meanwhile, Aya-chan asks the best hypothetical questions. Her matching brother from her reality showed up in the Nexus too.

***

You might have noticed, but I've been LOL'd into a 12-inch but still telepathic Barbie doll. I should be pissed... but what a doll I am! Look!

Yeah, my breasts are plastic (like the rest of me), but that just means I'd blend in if I visited Los Angeles.

I won't be able to go back home until this LOL is over. What a shame.

Comments

[al-notfullmetal.livejournal.com]

...What the hell. Your upbeat tone about this is what makes it the weirdest.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I've been having some trouble at home, so having a damned good excuse to take a break from it is cool. I don't need to eat, I'm pretty, figuring out what this body can and can't do is interesting, and as far as Barbies go I could've done a hell of a lot worse. Getting upset wouldn't do me any good. I just have to ride the LOL out.

I'm a survivor, sweet.

[lone-mannequin.livejournal.com]

So what caused this one?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

You're so tall when I'm like this....

It was the bizarrest thing: two plastic toys, one singing and one flailing in the hopes of making it stop. There was liquid plastic and then, suddenly, We Girls Can Do Anything, Right, Barbie?

It's really fucking weird. I can feel things when I touch them, but I don't need to breathe, eat, or drink. I'm also kinda disturbed by being anatomically incomplete. If I had to have breasts I'd rather be a full woman, thanks. I have hair down to my ass and no way of brushing it!

[lone-mannequin.livejournal.com]

...

I'll have to look out for that, then.

You could always do what she does. Get a ten-year old girl to brush it for you.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I don't know what you'd turn into, though I'd love to see it.

I don't actually know any 10-year-old girls in the Nexus, and I'm not going out as a moving, talking doll in my world. I'd be kidnapped or confiscated. Would you brush my hair, Toki? Please?

[lone-mannequin.livejournal.com]

I don't think the plastic look would work for me.

... How much are you going to complain if I don't?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Lots. You'll never hear the end of it. I may be small now, but plastic doesn't tire. I will haunt you.

[lone-mannequin.livejournal.com]

You're not going to be plastic forever.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Maybe not, but I'll be me forever, no matter what I look like. And me love you long time, Toki.

[lone-mannequin.livejournal.com]

::this really isn't worth the effort:: ... Fine. But only if you knock it off with the affectionate comments.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::Barbie bounce!:: Yay! Brush my hair, minion!

See? No affection there, right?

[lone-mannequin.livejournal.com]

I am not your minion.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Fine. As long as some nice brushing takes place. ::You have never seen such a hopeful look on a Barbie doll's face!::

[lone-mannequin.livejournal.com]

Do you even have one? A brush, I mean.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::The brush Schu drags over is almost his size. This is a situation where being a telekinetic would be really useful. Schu struggles with it a bit as he holds it up to you.::

[lone-mannequin.livejournal.com]

::Oh, this is just pathetic. Not to mention completely fucked up.::

::reaches down to pick it up:: You'd better not make a habit of asking me to do shit for you. I'm not your minion or your errand boy.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::nods enthusiastically, takes his sunglasses off his head and puts them in his leatherette bag, and whips his head about to set his hair freer::

::Brushings are one of Schu's most favorite things in the world!::

[lone-mannequin.livejournal.com]

::fine. brushing. he doesn't actually mind that much, not that he's going to admit it::

So who do you usually get to brush your hair?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Mmmm. Brad mostly. Aya-chan sometimes. Farf sometimes combs through it with his fingers.

Everybody else just strokes it. Mmmm.

I would totally brush your hair for you when I'm my own size if you're up for it. It feels really nice.

[lone-mannequin.livejournal.com]

No thanks. ::brushbrush, not paying too much attention to it now. it seems like he's had some experience with long hair, though, considering the way he's careful of tangles::

::then he seems to remember what he's doing and stops:: ... There.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm. Nice! You have a good touch, Toki.

::Schuldig sets his sunglasses atop his head and gives you a plastic-armed salute.:: Remember that if you ever need a hair-brushing, I could be there!

[lone-mannequin.livejournal.com]

Yeah. ::not gonna happen::

[sexy-sha.livejournal.com]

...THAT'S a new one.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::Schu grins up at you and cocks a plastic hip in an overly sexual stance. He loves the stylized flames on the jacket and pants and may have to get a him-sized version someday.::

I didn't see it coming. At least I'm a pretty toy. Careful with that cig though, since I'm flammable in new ways.

[sexy-sha.livejournal.com]

...Right. So, food or fumes? What th'LOL was, I mean. Think I wanna stay away from this one.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

That's a shame. I'd love to see what you'd be turned into.

It was the weirdest fucking thing. There were two plastic toys in some kind of weird death match. One was singing, and the other was struggling to get away. And there were these streams of liquid plastic.... It was so fucking weird that I had to get involved.

I got off pretty easily. One guy was turned into a Hello Kitty type plush thing and immediately got snatched up by some crazed and ditzy teenage girl. (http://community.livejournal.com/dear_multiverse/2742920.html?thread=145571464#t145571464)