Your Favorite Weapon

[tastesofhoney]

This actually sounds like something for me:

Schuldig's Zanpakutō: Schuldig carries Azure Fire Howl sealed into the form of a parasol. At the command "Breathe, Azure Fire Howl!" it transforms into a segmented, awkward naginata with an elegantly carved shaft. It enhances the wielder's hearing. What's Your Zanpakutō?

And look what I got for Aya!

Aya's Zanpakutō: Aya carries Flower Tsunami sealed into the form of a walking stick. At the command "Butcher, Flower Tsunami!" it transforms into a magnificent, jagged claymore with a loop of strong cord on the pommel. It inflicts wounds that will not stop bleeding unless covered with earth or mud, like a river can not be stopped unless dammed. What's Your Zanpakutō?

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[broken-dreaming.livejournal.com]

Kakyou's Zanpakutō: When Kakyou activates Whirlwind of Wisdom with the command "Spread, Whirlwind of Wisdom!" it transforms into a twisted harpoon which moves faster than the eye can see. It unleashes hurricane-strength winds with a range of up to 20 meters. What's Your Zanpakutō?

...The name, at least, seems oddly appropriate.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

It would be handy against fangirls.

[broken-dreaming.livejournal.com]

....That should not be nearly as tempting as it is.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I've seen and heard the fangirls, so I don't blame you.

[broken-dreaming.livejournal.com]

*sigh* They've gotten worse lately.

*if Schu is 'listening', there's a brief flash of hitting the pavement with Aya-chan, the car speeding by, the absurd reactions of the girls who had seen it happen*

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::facepalm::

I'm glad you were there. I'm wishing a fiery death on the fangirls.

[broken-dreaming.livejournal.com]

*realizes he leaked, oops**well, doesn't matter much*

I'm glad I was there, as well... The girls were unbelievably callous to someone who had just had such a shock. And now they are worse than ever, following me around and chattering about how I'm as heroic as I am beautiful. *clearly embarrassed and annoyed by it*

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

They're sociopaths living in a dream world. It never occurs to them that other people have lives and feelings. Other girls are merely competition, and what happened was just theater to them.

I'm afraid that you'll have to deal with the consequences for some time to come. You're the romantic beautiful knight now.

[broken-dreaming.livejournal.com]

*doesn't have an icon for this expression, most closely approximated by >_<;;;*

I am not any sort of knight. If I were placed within a fairy tale, I'd most likely find myself in the role of 'damsel in distress'.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Nope. You're a savior in their fantasies now. Didn't they see it themselves?

[broken-dreaming.livejournal.com]

*siiiiigh* Schuldig, you are a cruel man to insist on telling me the truth.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

You're not the first to say that.

[broken-dreaming.livejournal.com]

I don't doubt it.

I haven't been by the Nexus much for a bit, how are you doing?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Aya's actually having a more interesting and fun birthday than I am. Of course, I helped bring it to mind for everybody for him....

There's not much going on for me at the moment. Believe it or not, I'm the stable point as everybody else loses their shit around me.

[broken-dreaming.livejournal.com]

I would offer to try and help with that, but fun isn't exactly my strong suit.

It sounds like a frustrating place to be in.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

It is, and it's not something you can just tell people to snap out of and get results. I'll survive. It'll be my turn to crack up for a while eventually.

[broken-dreaming.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure how much better that sounds.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

It's life. It's never going to be perfect.

[broken-dreaming.livejournal.com]

"Nothing ever is."

[handle-gently.livejournal.com]

Hanatarou's Zanpakutō: Hanatarou carries Blaze of Delusion unsealed. It resembles a tiny, curved urumi which moves faster than the eye can see, and greatly increases the temperature around an opponent. What's Your Zanpakutō?

Um, it doesn't work... that's not what my zanpakutou is like at all ._.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Sweetie, it's a meme thing so that those of who don't have zanpakuto can have a fictional one randomly assigned to us. Look, this is the result of my second clickie:




Could have been worse. I watched the first trials of the result generator program and one of the zanpakuto names that came up was "Eternal Cherry," which sounds like it has one of the most painful uke powers ever.

[posted to the interwebs via a computer in the Nexus]

[dickgrayson.livejournal.com]

There's a Neu in the Nexus, and she's hurt- she wanted me to find you for her.

(location in the Nexus follows. (http://community.livejournal.com/sages_of_chaos/7427319.html?))

[posted to the interwebs via a computer in the Nexus & locked]

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I'm sure she does. Neu is a disaster made flesh, and I need time to decide how to deal with her. She could easily hurt a lot of people I care about. It's just about her purpose for existing.

Re: [posted to the interwebs via a computer outside of the Nexus, & locked]

[dickgrayson.livejournal.com]

Huh. Good to know: I won't give her more data than I already did.

Glad I stuck to the whole 'I'll send him a note' thing instead of saying 'Oh yeah I totally know where he is'.

Re: [posted to the interwebs via a computer outside of the Nexus, & locked]

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

As ever, I appreciate your quick thinking, Dick. I may be forced to interact with her someday, but it would be good if I had some warning and preparation.

Her group took Aya's sister hostage to lure him and his teammates into a trap, and she personally toyed with a member of his team to help get them there. I'm sure she'll play to people's sympathies here but she's dangerous.

Re: [posted to the interwebs via a computer outside of the Nexus, & locked]

[dickgrayson.livejournal.com]

Me, I'm appreciating the warning. I'll be extra cautious about being followed home.

[just-a-murder.livejournal.com]

I can see that my work as a florist will never stop being funny to you.


This sounded interesting:

Aya's Zanpakutō: Aya carries Seven-form Pain Bell sealed into the form of a cane. At the command "Leap, Seven-form Pain Bell!" it transforms into a light, square boomerang which moves faster than the eye can see. It produces pulses of infrasound that cause opponents to become uneasy, anxious, or frightened. What's Your Zanpakutō?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

How can florist/assassins ever stop being funny?

I do like that weapon.